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*huge to Texas means ice and snow flurries. The flakes were pretty big, so naturally everyone FREAKS out and drives like a maniac. Correction: like a drunk maniac. Roads shut down, grandmas (thankfully) stop driving, accidents ensue, holiday plans jumble.
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Um, I'm pretty sure only non-Texans call winter here "winter" as if it is a figment of a crazy person's imagination. You might consider dropping that mean little habit, bear.
ReplyDeletebunny i put it in quotations! doesn't that make it ok?
ReplyDeleteNo, that's the point! Quotation marks are the problem. It should just be winter because that's what it is. Not fake-Texas winter or sarcastic winter or whatever you were meaning with the quotation marks. See what I mean now?
ReplyDeletemeh-i'm keepin it ;)
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